//This began the rise of Aperture Science.


What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood


do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend


remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

so i was tagged by carryonmywaywardquackles

fuk da rules

im not posting any dumbass rules

1. What type of weather do you like?

snow always

2. What’s your OTP guilty pleasure? hot dominating den and super uke nor

3. If you were stuck in a TV show what would it be and why?

gravity falls probably at least then i wouldnt DIE

4. Favourite drink?

capri sun

5. Do you have any siblings?

big sis and little bro

6. What is your favourite thing to do when you have spare time?

you know the answer to this don’t lie

7. What’s your dream date? 


8. What would be your wedding song?

secrets by onerepublic lmao

9. Action films or Heart-wrenching films?

what about them

10. Do you have any pets?

one old as balls cat

11. Woolen jumpers or hoodies?


People I tagged:

idk my sister

also kai will he see this wont he i dont know or care what do i do any more

ok i do care but im giving up


girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.


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I will be leaving my home I share with my family tonight. If there is anyone in Windsor Ontario that could take me in, that would be appreciated. If you can donate,  have a button on my blog.

I will not be on tumblr for a long while. 


on tumblr everyone is their icon to me

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs



We have a frog and a pig


a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman


a donkey and a dragon


a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn


these two


and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub


But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie


I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken



For me and my friends growing up, being told things like ‘you have to wear this because that’s what boys wear” or “dresses are for not for your body type” was frustrating and a pretty bad time.

The bottom line for me is, if someone feels happier and more comfortable in a particular ‘type’ of uniform, then that’s something that should be encouraged, not punished. Students have enough to focus on at school, having to fight to be yourself shouldn’t be added to that.

That’s why we’ve launched a new campaign called Gender is Not Uniform.




if video games arent art then explain this

oh my god its back. the light of my life has returned

not texting back is only okay when i do it





remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

Yup, third grade. Up ‘til then, EVERYTHING looked like a Monet.